Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Hey, everyone. I'm Jane.
[00:00:01] Speaker B: I'm Kitten.
[00:00:02] Speaker A: As you know, my name is Pat. It's that time again. It's time for another episode of the Kinky Christian Podcast.
Are you ready for this? Y'all ready for this?
Here is the Kinky Christian listen to our podcast. Right, people?
Let's do it.
[00:00:31] Speaker B: Lord help us all.
[00:00:33] Speaker A: Right, now that we got that out of our system, or maybe we didn't. I don't know. Anyway, so we're gonna move on.
Y'all found us. Welcome back, guys and gals and everyone else, whatever. Welcome, everybody.
All you lovely people.
Why are you giving me the look?
[00:00:57] Speaker B: Because you earned it.
[00:00:58] Speaker A: Oh, okay. So what are we going to talk about? Oh, by the way, I'm Pat.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: I'm Kitten.
[00:01:07] Speaker A: You had to think about that one for a minute, didn't you?
[00:01:08] Speaker B: Had to think about that.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: You forgot who you were.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: I did. It's been a long day.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: It's been a long day for you.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: Is it?
[00:01:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: I'm sorry. You okay?
[00:01:18] Speaker B: I'm okay.
[00:01:19] Speaker A: We'll get through this.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:01:20] Speaker A: We'll just chug it through.
[00:01:22] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: All right. Chug, chug, chug. Anyway, so we're gonna do a probably, I don't know, four or five, we'll see how. How long it actually lasts, kind of shorter podcast for you. We've been getting kind of long winded on a lot of the other ones, and things have been kind of getting, you know, like, serious, you know, a lot of, you know, thou shalt not.
So we want to get to some. Thou shall.
Right?
[00:01:54] Speaker B: Right.
[00:01:55] Speaker A: So what we decided to do was we're gonna do this series just. I call it. I said, why do I keep saying series? It's not really a series. This is going to be more fun, loving, kind of cool little videos now, little podcasts. And what we're going to do is we're going to talk about some of the things that we like to do as far as our dynamic, give you some examples and give you some tips and tricks and some safety advice on how to do this stuff safely.
Does that sound like a plan?
[00:02:32] Speaker B: Sounds like a plan.
[00:02:33] Speaker A: So what we wanted to do first is start with something that's, I think, fairly simple. And remember, we are not experts in this, okay? We have taken class, we have studied, we have read, but we are not experts. We know what works for us and how things work. That, like, when I do to her, may not work for you. Does that make sense?
[00:02:59] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:00] Speaker A: Or am I rambling?
[00:03:01] Speaker B: Well, you are rambling.
[00:03:02] Speaker A: Am I rambling? Okay. I usually ramble.
[00:03:05] Speaker B: Yeah, you do.
[00:03:06] Speaker A: You're being kind of quiet.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: It's because my throat is still, still raw.
Being the sick from.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: You got down with the sickness?
[00:03:17] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: Yeah. In case you can't tell, we're we're just getting over some, some stuffs at our house so we're not feeling the greatest. However, we wanted to get some content up so that way we don't miss things in the. You guys down. We've done that enough. We're gonna do our best not to do that again.
So that's another reason why these might be kind of shorter episodes.
But anyway, the first thing we're gonna talk about is wax play.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: Woohoo.
[00:03:46] Speaker A: Woohoo. Does kitten like wax play?
[00:03:48] Speaker B: Kitten likes wax play?
[00:03:50] Speaker A: Yeah. So why do you like wax play?
[00:03:52] Speaker B: Because I like the way it feels.
[00:03:55] Speaker A: Can you like elaborate or not really? No.
Cuz doesn't it burn?
[00:04:01] Speaker B: Yeah, it burns and it only hurts for a minute.
[00:04:07] Speaker A: All I got going through my mind is John Mellon cap. Come on baby, make it hurt so good.
[00:04:13] Speaker B: Of course you do.
[00:04:15] Speaker A: Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should.
Anyway, so we just brought a couple of things to show you guys. This definitely isn't all we have, but we don't want to get like everything out. But just to give you guys an idea of what we got. Oh look, I'm already wax playing on my hand.
So you can get candles. This is a larger candle we tried to buy the more higher quality, I guess you would say candles and wax play implements just because the wax is usually better quality, it burns better, it melts better, comes off better, comes off better.
So this is a couple things. This is a candle you can see it's got the wick up top.
Both of these have lower melting points, which is also good.
You can get can like if you use just a normal house candle, you burn yourself. That's going to burn and some people like that, so it's okay. But just understand that that has a higher melting point than candles that are specifically designed for wax play. So in fact this candle, I don't know, I don't want to get up and like zoom it in on you. But on the back it even says for novelty use only contains soy.
So that's another thing. If you have allergies, make sure you know what's in your candle. Because if you get a candle like this and you have a soy allergy, you're going to get a whole different kind of burn on your skin, you know, and that's not good. So make sure. You know what's in your candle, Because a lot of candle makers that make the good quality candles use a lot of different things. Perfumes, soy's different. Some use like paraffins and, and milks and so. So you got the typical. And you can get these in different sizes. You can buy a cheap box of little ones that are about the size of my pinky with like six of them for like two bucks.
The candles come in all different. You can buy them in the shape of a dildo. You can. I mean, candles are candles.
[00:06:39] Speaker B: They have some cute ones.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: They do have cute ones. They're cute until you burn them the first time and then they're just like half cute and half ugly.
So I suggest if you get the cute ones, burn them up right away and then you can get things like this. Now this is just a sample. Again, just a sample. This is a nice little glass jar that.
Yeah, Pitcher, fast pitcher that is full of candle wax. You light it. What's nice about this?
So like with a candle, you have to be very diligent.
You can't just light this and let it sit for a little bit. You light it and then you gotta watch it. And you know, you get like driplets, some of the thicker ones like this. You might be able to get a little pool of wax in there, but it's mostly going to be for dripping.
Something like this, however, is great because a lot of times when we do wax play, it's not the only thing we do. It's usually the last thing we do in a series of other stuff.
Because once you do wax play, it's. It can be messy.
[00:07:52] Speaker B: Yeah. So much done.
[00:07:54] Speaker A: You're. You're kind of done.
So what's nice about something like this is it's contained so I can light this and I can let it burn the entire time we're doing something else. It doesn't matter how long we're doing it. If we're doing it for five minutes or an hour, this is just going to keep melting and pool up in there. And then I get to pour on to kitten, which is a lot different sensation than just dripping. Yeah, it's. I. You tell me. I mean, I would think it's more intense because you get a.
[00:08:33] Speaker B: You get more, you get more heat.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: More wax and a wider base. So. And if you've ever seen that wax art, you know, people will get different colored waxes and make body art. Basically. It's really pretty. Yeah. And then take pictures. But they have, you can get basically like a melting Pot where it doesn't have a wick at all. It just heats the wax and melts the wax. We do not have one of them yet, but I'm sure that purchase is coming soon because even with something like this, it will only get so much liquid wax in there and then it just starts burning it off. It doesn't just keep melting it.
So. And I know Ken likes that wax body art. So I'm sure one of these days we'll buy like a little wax melter and play with that for a little bit.
So the things you gotta be watchful of. Watch for what's in the wax.
Make sure you know what you're waxing.
For instance, we have one of these.
I don't believe it's this one. I think it's our orange one. Could be this one. Not 100% sure.
That has actually got oils in it. So when it melts as instead of having to clean it up, I can rub it into her skin as like a rubbing oil.
So that's kind of nice.
[00:10:13] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: So know what's in your wax when you're using it. That's. That's huge. That's one of the biggest things to know what your wax melting point is.
That's another big thing. Because if your wax melting point is really high, then your wax is going to be a lot hotter going on to the skin.
There's two kind of tips I want to give you. Like I said, we're not experts in this, but the distance that you hold the wax from the skin as you're applying, it affects things too.
So if I'm holding a candle, if I got kitten right here and I'm holding the candle right here, that's going to be a lot hotter and it's going to spread more than if I'm holding up here. Because just that little bit of air going, it does cool it by a few degrees enough to where it is cooler when it hits your skin.
Also, if I'm using the jar and doing it up here, it can splatter.
So be mindful of where you're at and what you're trying to accomplish as you're using the wax. And then two, a helpful cleanup tip because it is. It's very messy. As enjoyable as it is, it is very messy. I suggest we always put a towel. No matter where we're at or what we're doing, we put a nice big beach towel or something down.
So that's try. We try to make it where that takes the brunt of the.
Of the overspray.
But you can take like lotions or rubbing oils, massage oils, and rub them onto the skin before you do this. And that helps the wax to come off a lot easier because some waxes, they are a pain in the butt to get off. I mean, I've had to take like a credit card and like scrape down her skin. Now, some people enjoy that.
However, keep in mind that that skin is very sensitive now. It's been burned. I mean, you're actually burning it. It's a first degree burn that you're doing onto their skin.
So you don't want to be doing that. So the thing with the oils is you want to make sure that it's rubbed into the skin and that you don't have any pools or too much moisture because you can create hot spots. The oil will actually act as a heating element when that wax hits. It'll heat it up and kind of hold the heat a little longer. So you could burn the skin, skin a little more. So be very careful when you're using oils. Make sure it's all rubbed in so the skin is nice and, and smooth and slippery and you should be okay.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: Yep. So, but yeah, be mindful of where your fire's at and your candle.
[00:13:35] Speaker A: What do you mean?
[00:13:37] Speaker B: You don't want to put the fire.
[00:13:39] Speaker A: To your, to your sub.
[00:13:42] Speaker B: To your sub.
[00:13:43] Speaker A: No. Or to your house.
[00:13:45] Speaker B: Or to your house.
[00:13:45] Speaker A: That's another thing. Fire safety, man.
[00:13:47] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:13:48] Speaker A: Make sure that you are like water.
[00:13:54] Speaker B: Something to put the fire out in case it gets knocked over or whatever.
[00:13:59] Speaker A: Or to cool the skin off.
[00:14:00] Speaker B: Or to cool the skin off. Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: And it doesn't have to be water. I mean, it can be water, but it can be just a nice wet towel.
[00:14:11] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:14:12] Speaker A: Just something that you can quickly cool or extinguish something with.
[00:14:16] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah. And make sure you watch. Don't like if you got cats or dogs or someone that will knock something over. Make sure that you are very aware. You know, fire safety, that's something a lot of people don't think about.
[00:14:30] Speaker B: No, they don't.
[00:14:31] Speaker A: So thank you. I forgot all about that.
[00:14:33] Speaker B: You're welcome.
[00:14:35] Speaker A: This is why she, she does this. She has to keep me going.
But yeah, wax plate is enjoyable. It's enjoyable for me.
I like because I get the different colors and so I get to like make little designs on her and then I get to take pictures and show her what I did. And so, yeah, it's really fun.
But yeah, that's wax. Play again. We're not experts. Read up on it. Make sure you are fully aware of what you're doing and what you're doing it with and that both parties feel very comfortable doing it Again, like everything else I test so I know what it feels like on my skin before I put it on hers. Everything I do to her, I do to myself first. Almost everything.
Almost.
Almost. I do anything for love, but I won't do that. Right, so. And anyone who knows meatloaf knows what I'm talking about.
So, yeah, if you're gonna play with someone, make sure you know what you're doing to them, so that way you have a better understanding of what they're experiencing.
So I think that about covers wax play, I think. So Unless you got anything else you want to add.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: Nothing I can think of right now.
[00:15:58] Speaker A: It is fun.
[00:15:59] Speaker B: It is fun, and it is hot.
[00:16:02] Speaker A: It is very hot, and it can be intense.
[00:16:05] Speaker B: And what's cool is you can do, like, a use the wax play and, like, have the hot and then have an ice cube, and then you have, like, opposite. Opposite sensation, and it's, like, more intense because you're already hot.
So it amps it up a little bit.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: Yep.
Good call, kid.
Well played. Well played.
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It's fading fast, so. All right, until next time, take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. Bye.
