[00:00:00] Speaker A: Hey, everyone.
[00:00:00] Speaker B: I'm Jane. I'm Kitten.
[00:00:02] Speaker A: As you know, my name is Pat. It's that time again. It's time for another episode of the Kinky Christian Podcast.
We're gonna do this all over again.
[00:00:18] Speaker B: Yay.
[00:00:19] Speaker A: Yay, us. I can't believe we keep coming back.
[00:00:24] Speaker B: I can't believe they keep coming back.
[00:00:25] Speaker A: Yeah, people keep listening to us. That is pretty cool, guys. We like it. Don't get me wrong, but wow.
So anyway, before I get going, welcome back to the Kinky Christian Podcast. I'm Pat.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: I'm Kitten.
[00:00:41] Speaker A: You know, we've done over 50 episodes.
[00:00:44] Speaker B: Pretty amazing, huh?
[00:00:46] Speaker A: That is just nuts. You know, who would have thought that there was enough material or enough stuff to talk about for Kinky Christians to do 50 episodes over 50 episodes of a podcast.
[00:01:01] Speaker B: Well, it helps that we have a big book that we can take stuff.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Out of, the Bible. Yes, that really made a big difference. And we're not even close to being done with that, but we are taking a little breather from it to do some other stuff to, you know, because we want this to be a good balance. We want to. You know, we're trying to show how kink and Christ blend, so we do not want to just focus on one over the other. So we are doing a few episodes now to talk about some of our favorite stuff.
So, anyway, welcome back.
This episode is, I think, for me, I like this, doing this more than a lot of other things.
[00:01:52] Speaker B: Because you like the way I react?
[00:01:54] Speaker A: Well, yeah. I mean, but lets me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I. We're both involved in everything, right?
But this allows me to interact in a way that a lot of other things do not.
And the other things that do allow me to interact, I'm not that good at, like, rope tying. That's an amazing thing to do, and I'm gonna do my best to get better at that. Trust me, because I want you to have that.
[00:02:31] Speaker B: Thank you.
[00:02:32] Speaker A: However, that is. That's a lot of practice. That's a lot of study. That's a lot of work. Unless it just comes natural for you, and it does not come natural for me.
This.
I had to learn the basics of what it is, what it does, and the safeties of it all, which I already have a good understanding of it to begin with.
But this, we are going to be talking about what's called e stim, or electrical stimulation.
This is.
It's one of the coolest things, and it's also a very dangerous thing if you don't do it. Properly.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: Yeah. You could kill somebody.
[00:03:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
So we're just going to share with you some of our E. SIM stuff. Sorry, I gotta move my mic. So I apologize if I crinkle or something in your ear.
So this is our little portable East End bag that I'm going to just sit right here and pull things out of. So that way you don't have to see our funky little bag. But we have.
Yeah, the Violet Wand, which is probably the most common thing that's out there to play with.
We took a class in estimation and it was taught by.
I don't know their real name, but they go by diva Electric on FetLife.
One of the smartest people when it comes to Easton, because this is what they just enjoy doing.
And if I remember correctly, there is. This is. This runs off AC power. So this, when it zaps you, it's got like a nice little pop to it. I mean, it. It can hurt. They have some that run off DC power that give you more of the kind of, you know. Not that if that makes sense. You know what I mean?
That's kind of how he described it. He didn't use those exact words. But the problem is this is like 150, 200 bucks. Something like that. Something like that. It wasn't much. The DC ones are like 5, $600, if I remember him correctly.
[00:05:06] Speaker B: They're pretty expensive.
[00:05:07] Speaker A: They're very expensive.
But the way it was described is they are much better sensation. Because this can hurt. I mean, even us, we. We turn it on and it has a knob here that turns quite a bit.
Nine times out of ten, I turn it on and that's enough power. It hurts.
[00:05:31] Speaker B: Yeah, it zaps pretty well.
[00:05:33] Speaker A: So either that or you're just a wuss.
[00:05:35] Speaker B: That could be some of it, too.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: So anyway, let me put it on your nipple. No, that is quite all right.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: All right, then.
[00:05:43] Speaker A: But this comes with. I should have brought them down. I wasn't thinking. Shouldn't run. But this comes with glass inserts.
[00:05:52] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:05:53] Speaker A: And the glass, it's like getting hit with a Taser, man. It will knock you on your butt.
So we went away from the. The glass and we went to silicone.
So I'm gonna pull out just so you can kind of get an idea of some of the things you get.
So you see how this has got the little metal end right here?
You just slide this in like such.
Now you turn that on and you just rub it like this. And wherever it makes contact with the skin, it gives a nice little zap. And you can actually see.
I should plug it in and show them.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: That's quite alright.
[00:06:46] Speaker A: No, not right now.
Okay. So you actually can see the little sparks that will jump to the skin sometimes.
So. But the silicone is a lot softer.
The glass conducts the electricity much better than the silicone. So you can actually turn it up. But you get like a comb.
This, this one is an actual flogging attachment that is made out of silicone. This one, I like to just kind of jiggle on her skin and that kind of gives her little sensations. Yeah, I tried flogging her with this, but there's a problem when you flog with this and you come down and you hit. I don't know if you can see, but if you watch things, see how it flops around.
One of the things this likes to do is come back and zap me.
So I hit and then as I come back, I'm whacking myself.
So she's laying there. I usually got her on her stomach.
I hit and next thing you know she's hearing me go, ow.
So that kind of detracts from the play.
So this one does not come out often. And if it does, I do the little spike. I trust me, I'm not a wuss when it comes to pain. I can take a lot of pain. But man, when you're not expecting a zap and you hit and it comes back and gets you.
Yeah, we're just gonna leave that like that. I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna emphasize any more on that one. Anyway, there's other attachments. There's like a little. I don't want to take them all out of the baggies, but there's like a little knob thing you do.
This ain't all of them a knob thingy do. Yeah, the knob thingy do looks like a stethoscope. Yeah. Now there's also just so you know, they have what's called tens, units.
[00:09:10] Speaker B: Those are fun.
[00:09:11] Speaker A: And these are fun too because these chiropractors use them.
Massage therapists use them.
[00:09:21] Speaker B: Physical therapists.
[00:09:22] Speaker A: Physical therapists use them. These come. Well, drop something. There we go. It's just a cable.
These come with little sticky pads that you just put on wherever you want.
And it's got little things, you can't really see it. Sorry, not very good at this. We're gonna have to like work on multiple cameras or something sometime. But so you can put these on and you can like put them up here or you know, put them on her back or one on her leg. And then you can adjust the intensity. You can adjust the pulse to where it'll do, like, little vibrating patterns, and it will. You can turn it up to where it gives them a nice little zip. You know, you can't move it around.
[00:10:13] Speaker B: And you shouldn't cross over the heart.
[00:10:15] Speaker A: That's where I was going to go with all of this.
So hearts right here stay all up above or stay down below. Don't put, like, one up here and one down here, because that's electricity traveling through the body.
Especially with one of the next things we're going to talk about, it'll be like the next thing is going to be different, but you don't want it to cross the heart because the heart runs on electrical impulses. Now, there's not been a known case of anyone dying from it.
And if you're willing to take that chance, that's up to you. You know, Diva Electric talked about it, and he had never heard of anyone dying from it.
But if someone's got a pacemaker or some electrical implant, also if they're wearing nipple piercings, it'll heat that up.
So be aware of what you're playing with before you play.
So what's. One of the cool things about this is they make this thing.
This thing is for vaginal insertion or anal insertion.
We've used it a couple times. The first time we used it, she tolerated it.
Last time we used it, it hurt like a son of a gun. And you got to be real careful because internal tissues, whether it be vaginal or anal, are very delicate. You can screw something up big time with that. So be very careful. So we don't use that often.
What's. Where's that?
So these are the pads that you get. They're just little black pads.
The other thing, my favorite. I'm gonna put this stuff back.
My favorite thing to use, though, is this.
So everything we showed you so far. Oh, look, wait, before I get going on that. Here's the cool one, too.
So this is another one that you plug in.
I'm sorry. It's just I get distracted. This is tinsel, basically. Just tinsel and man, that can light you up. That can really get you going because there's so many of them and it's so light, the electricity travels through it really good. So. So that's a favorite, too.
We also have the. What they call them, the lucky harms.
[00:12:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: Do I have the lucky harms in here?
[00:13:04] Speaker B: All of it should be in there. Oh, yeah, that one's fun.
[00:13:08] Speaker A: Well, that's a whole different thing we gotta go on with. The next thing we gotta talk about.
There we go. The lucky harms.
So these have different shapes, half just like the Lucky Charms. That's why they call them lucky harms.
But. So inside here is all a bunch of little metal things.
Can't really see it well, but it depends on how you touch that gets. I mean, each thing is designed to do something different. So what I will say is always, if you see something different, buy it and try it.
So anyway, this was one of the best investments for me when it comes to E stem. And what this is is it's a cable.
You attach this. I usually try to attach it to her leg, but you attach it to their body somewhere, anywhere.
They make a gel for it so you get a better contact. And then you put this end in your wand.
So what I've just done now is I've electrified her whole body.
She don't feel anything here.
But now I take.
This is a metal flogger.
You don't have to hit with this. I can take this and I can touch her up here.
I can touch her anywhere I want.
And it's going to zap her. It's going to zap her there because it draws electricity through her body. Morph. Do you want to. Do you want to get flogged?
Our little studio cats here again.
So this is one of my favorite things to do. I put this on her ankle, and I can touch her anywhere. I try not to go past her heart. Remember, because the electricity is traveling from wherever this is.
Thank you, producer.
Wherever this is to wherever you touch.
That's the path that the electricity is going to take. And I try to keep it from crossing her heart.
This is another.
So this is nice because it's got a bunch of little metal ones. And you can use it like that, or you can push it out and it fans out.
And now you can do a lot more.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: That's one of my favorites.
[00:15:56] Speaker A: Yeah, so we have some more attachments. Oh, another thing that we like to use.
Oh, there's. Look at that one. Remember that one?
[00:16:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I remember that one.
[00:16:11] Speaker A: This one's kind of nice. It's got two little electrodes on there. Stick it on. On her nipples, and it gives you a nice little zap to the nipples. But you can use a Wurtenberg wheel and run it. And the good thing about this is every one of those little tines on there comes into contact so it gets kind of close to her skin. And it'll jump and it'll zap.
So I don't have to pick it up to zap her. I just roll it and it's just a constant.
So another good one to use.
And here's the gel. It's called Spectra360 electrode gel. You want to put that on here to get a good connection between here and in her skin.
So, yes, that is our east stem of your back, huh, buddy? You just can't stay away from us.
So EIM is fun.
It's arousing. Depend. And you can actually.
Sorry, I'm putting my stuff away. It can actually be orgasmic. You can roll that up for you, kitten.
You can. I've seen orgasms from E stem.
[00:17:45] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:17:46] Speaker A: You know, so not a bad kid.
So, yeah, it's really, really a fun thing to play with. Just whatever you do, always, always be safe. Always know what you're doing. Again, always make sure you stay away from crossing the heart as much as possible.
Unless you're willing to take that chance.
Remember, with all kink and bdsm, there's risk.
And we're not here to tell you not to do something. We're here to tell you of the risks that we are aware of and to advise you to do your own research. Don't just take our word for it. Do your own research into it. Learn as much as you can before you do it, and then decide how much risk you are willing to take.
Because that's what it comes down to.
Is the pleasure worth the possible risk. You know, and like I said, as far as we know, no one's ever died from crossing the heart. You know, it is not a lot of electricity. It really isn't.
We just choose to be as safe as we can, so.
Right, Agreed. Agreed.
So that is some of our E stim stuff. Like I said, do your own research.
Again, with this. It can burn the skin, so it helps to have a cold rag or something ready with almost everything we do, whether it be e stem or wax play or flogging or whatever, I always do aftercare. Aftercare is super important. We've. We've talked about aftercare before. So always make sure you do your aftercare to make sure that if you're doing anything that's going to damage skin, you do what you can to minimize the damage.
And always make sure you're hydrated.
That's very important.
Have something sweet standing by because sometimes, you know, you need some sugar.
But, yeah, that's our. That's our story. And we're Sticking to it.
So we love E stem. One of our favorite things to do.
Just know the risks, be aware, be prepared.
Throat still sore?
[00:20:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:20:35] Speaker A: Okay. I feel like I'm doing all the talking.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: That's okay. That's kind of normal.
[00:20:40] Speaker A: Well, okay. Anyway, so we're going to do a couple more of these and let us know if you like it, if you want to see something different on the channel. Also, while we got your attention.
We.
I say we, but kitten will say it's me.
Have felt a calling put on us to look into doing a Christian kink and BDSM seminar.
Don't know what it would look like.
It just came to us. But we wanted to bring it out to all of you and see what you thought about it. Is that something you would be interested in, you know, a Christian seminar to kind of have some of the experts come in and talk about the things we talk about?
Is it something you would travel to go to?
Is it something, you know, you would pay admission to get into? Would you like to see vendors there to sell, you know, wax and E stem and foggers and that, you know, let us know. You can email us@the kinkychristianpodcast.com you can go to our Facebook page. The Kinky Christian Podcast.
What did I say?
Oh, thank you, producer.
The kitten didn't catch that. It is not the Kinky Christian Podcast. It is a kinky Christian podcast. Gmail.com. thank you, Mr. Producer. Appreciate you.
So ignore what I said. The Kinky christian
[email protected]. we don't have a website yet. Maybe we should get a website.
We'll see anyway, the Kinky Christian Podcast. Don't forget the. The kinky christian podcastmail.com the kinky Christian Podcast on Facebook. Even though it looks like it's dead and inactive, we do check it for comments. We do. I try to put things out there. In fact, I posted this question out there.
Or leave comments below and let us know. But is a Christian kink seminar. It would probably be, you know, like a one day with multiple classes. But is that something you'd be interested in?
Would you travel to go do it? Would you, you know, pay an admission fee? Because these things are not going to be cheap and we can't afford to just pump it out.
Is it something you would watch live streamed?
Would you want to see vendors there?
Just. Yeah, it's something that just came to me that I felt put on my heart and something I might investigate doing if there's some interest for it. So let us know.
I guess that's all we got, so I apologize for sound and all froggy, froggy and nasally. We're still trying to kick whatever we got, so. But yeah, until next time, everyone take care of yourselves, take care of each other, and God bless. Thanks.
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