Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Hey, everyone, I'm Jane.
[00:00:01] Speaker B: I'm kitten.
[00:00:02] Speaker A: As you know, my name is Pat. It's that time again. It's time for another episode of the Kinky Christian podcast.
Oh, yeah.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:00:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's the perfect beginning, isn't it? All right, so if you heard that and then you're watching us, and that means you found another episode of the Kinky Christian podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Production value of this is, like, sometimes questionable.
[00:00:44] Speaker B: That was hilarious.
[00:00:46] Speaker A: I'm Pat, and with me, as always, hi, I'm kitten.
So we are going to continue today with our series Genesis of sex. I'm really enjoying this series. I don't know if Kitten is or not, but I am. We are getting some positive feedback on this series, which, I ain't gonna lie, kind of surprised me a little bit.
I was really. I. I guess I miss assumed or mis presumed, who was actually, like, watching and listening to us. I figured it'd be more the kingsters and less the christians.
However, I'm finding it's a good mix of both, which is what we wanted. We wanted to hit both the kingsters and the christians, hence the name.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: Thank you, Christian.
[00:01:40] Speaker A: Correct.
So, yeah, we're getting a lot of good feedback on this series, which is good to hear. I. So we're just going to keep sprinkling it in with other topics.
I don't know. There might be times you get more of this and less other topics. It depends on what we have to talk about and if we think we can make a good episode or if we're educated enough to talk about it.
[00:02:06] Speaker B: Here in lies the problem.
[00:02:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Educating ourselves.
[00:02:10] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:02:10] Speaker A: Yeah. It's a lot to do when our time is as limited as ours is. We have busy, very busy lifestyle schedules, which is why this only comes out every two weeks. And there, as you notice, there are times when Danoon hit every two weeks.
But we're trying. We're trying to be consistent.
But before we get started on our next episode or this episode, before we get into the meat and potatoes of this, I know I told you guys, I have a theologian friend, and I'm not gonna.
I call him a friend. He's a watcher of the podcast, super cool, and he is a theologian, so I don't want to use his name, but I feel weird always saying my theologian friend. So I'm just. To make it easy, I'm going to call him Theo.
Makes sense, right?
[00:03:17] Speaker B: Sure.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: So, a few episodes ago, we were talking about how Moses or not Moses, why did I say Moses? We're not even to Moses yet. Abraham was having Sarah say that she's his sister. Remember all that?
[00:03:39] Speaker B: I do.
[00:03:40] Speaker A: And we're like, what's up with that? Right. Well, theo.
[00:03:45] Speaker B: I knew Theo.
[00:03:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
That's not his real name. No, but that's why I'm calling for theologian that works Theo.
I knew he would, I can rely on him, wrote in and kind of gave me some insight to this. So I want to share that before we get started on what we got next. So one thing with Theo, he wants, you know, just a few reminders. One, his background is more the academic and not the pastoral when it comes to theology. So he was studying more for the history of what's going on in the Bible and what was going on at the times and why things happened the way they happened and less about the religious aspect of it. So he said, keep that in mind.
So his study wasn't so much the Bible, but he does know historically, and he got his degree 20 plus some odd years ago. So he said his knowledge might be somewhat dated in case they've discovered something new. So he just wanted to preface what he has to say with a few things.
So as far as Abraham with his sister, he told me that Abraham is kind of like the modern day. What? I can't see that. Boudoin Bedouin.
My eyes are bad.
His main source of income is transporting other people's goods for money.
He doesn't actually own what he's transporting. When Abraham is offering his wife up to people, the story is communicating that he will do what he has to to deliver your goods safely and get the sales price of the goods back to you. So that's his take on why Abraham would do that.
[00:05:58] Speaker B: So just so I understand the fact that he gave up his wife as his sister is saying that he is going to.
[00:06:13] Speaker A: Basically saying that Abraham will do, he wants people to know he will do whatever it takes to get your stuff sold.
[00:06:25] Speaker B: Even give up his wife.
[00:06:28] Speaker A: Correct. It's that kind of, you know, you can trust me because I will do whatever it takes. You know, even if it means lying, lying and getting. Well, he didn't really lie because Sarah's his sister from another mister.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:06:49] Speaker A: What the heck is that?
[00:06:51] Speaker B: I haven't. It's a, it's an ad, not a tempur pedic mattress. I got a mattress firm. It's got fluid technology.
[00:06:57] Speaker A: That was odd. I've never had that happen.
[00:07:02] Speaker B: It's an ADHD. It's muted.
[00:07:05] Speaker A: What are you doing, Nana?
So that is his buying a new mattress historically on why Abraham would do something like that, so.
[00:07:14] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:07:15] Speaker A: Thank you, Theo. Appreciate it, as always.
So onto where we're at in our story, in our biblical sex search.
So the genesis of sex.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: That just sounds so wrong.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: What's that?
[00:07:33] Speaker B: Her biblical sex search.
[00:07:37] Speaker A: Just.
Is that inappropriate?
[00:07:40] Speaker B: I don't know. It just feels so wrong.
[00:07:43] Speaker A: All right, well, I was just trying to.
[00:07:46] Speaker B: Yeah, I know.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: Trying to communicate.
So we're in Genesis 22 now, and.
Are you gonna. I need the full chapter, please.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: Not the full chapter.
[00:07:59] Speaker A: Well, yeah. Cause that way I can explain what's going on before and after. Just hit read full chapter at the bottom there and take us down to 20. So we're in Genesis 22. Then is the beginning, 20 to 24.
And this is talking about Nahor's son, sun. Son.
Sound like a snake.
[00:08:28] Speaker B: I mean, we have one, right?
[00:08:31] Speaker A: All right, so starting at verse 20, it says, now, after these things, it was told to Abraham. Behold, Milcah also has borne children to your brother Nahor Uz, his firstborn booze. His brother Kimuel, the father of Aram chesed hazopildish jiplaf. And Bethuel.
Bethuel fathered Rebecca. That's just a little insight there.
So these ate milk aboard to Nahor, Abraham's brother. Moreover, his concubine, whose name was Remy, bore tiba gay. Him, tehash and makah. So I added that because I'm trying to be thorough here, and it shows still, he has a wife and he has a concubine. And they mention the concubine and sons names in the Bible, and so it's not like the concubine was some mistress sitting off in the corner, and her sons are illegitimate, and. You know what I mean.
[00:09:45] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: It's a legitimate thing in this time to have multiple wives and multiple concubines. And they are. It says, you know it. Here's their names. These are his sons. So I just wanted to add that.
[00:10:00] Speaker B: That it was important.
[00:10:01] Speaker A: That it was important enough to add in the Bible that concubines were there.
There was no sin involved, there was no evil doing, there was no wrongdoing. And their sons were kids. Their kids. I mean, I know they mentioned mostly sons, but this also said, you know, Beth, your old father, and Rebecca. So they do talk about important women in the dot, you know?
[00:10:27] Speaker B: And the only reason she was important in this case is because of the son that she bore.
[00:10:32] Speaker A: Correct.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: Because back then, yeah, mostly women. Didn't matter.
[00:10:38] Speaker A: I want to say they didn't matter. They just were nothing part of what they considered the lineage yet. Yet. I mean, there's a few, but yeah, the important ones. So now, so, yeah, that's why I added that. Nothing more than that. Don't read into it. It was just I saw that it was talking about, you know, biblical relationships, biblical sex, biblical everything. So there are still concubines at the time.
Now we're going to jump ahead to Genesis 25 and we're going to start right at the beginning of it.
So, and right off the bat, what's it say?
[00:11:22] Speaker B: Abraham had taken another wife whose name was Keturah.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: So that's what, two now he's got at least two that.
[00:11:33] Speaker B: Two wives and a concubine.
[00:11:35] Speaker A: Well, but didn't he marry? Didn't, if I remember right. Didn't Sarah give him.
[00:11:45] Speaker B: She gave him her, but not to be as, just to have sex with her. Oh, to try and get a child.
[00:11:55] Speaker A: Oh, I thought.
[00:11:56] Speaker B: No, not that I recall. No marriage.
[00:12:00] Speaker A: I thought he took Hagar to be his wife.
[00:12:03] Speaker B: No, he took her, but not to be his wife.
[00:12:06] Speaker A: I know he took her. So, yeah, right off the bat it says, abraham took another wife. She bore him. Zimran, Jocshan, Medan, Midian, Ishbak, and Shua Jockshan was the father of Sheba and Deeden. The descendants of Deeden were the Ashurites, the Tushites and the Luamites.
The sons of Midian were. Well, I mean, I can go on. Ephev, Hanna, Abaydah, and that all these were descendants of Keturah. Abraham left everything he owned to Isaac, but while he was still living, he gave gifts to the sons of his concubines.
Concubines.
And sent them away from his son Isaac to the land to the east. So again, here we go.
[00:13:05] Speaker B: Okay, the first thing that pops into my mind about this entire thing right here, now, I've gone to church.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: A lot, many different churches, we may add. She's been.
[00:13:18] Speaker B: Yes, many different religions. I have, I've tested a bulk of them.
Never ever have I ever heard that Abraham had a wife named Keturah.
Did you know that?
[00:13:35] Speaker A: Not til I read it.
This is what I'm saying. You know, think about, this is why we started this podcast. We wanted to educate people, not just on BDSM, that, which is huge, but on what it means to be a Christian and understanding sex.
[00:13:59] Speaker B: Right, right.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Church does not touch on, you know, they.
[00:14:08] Speaker B: They, they don't even gloss over. They just ignore it completely. So no wonder we're confused and, and we feel like what we're doing or how we're feeling is wrong because we're not being taught that the whole Bible. Right. The whole Bible. Now, granted, I understand this is from a different time and based on laws that we are living by today, having multiple marriages is illegal.
I understand that.
But they're not even teaching us that.
[00:14:50] Speaker A: Where it came from.
[00:14:51] Speaker B: Where it came from.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: If we don't understand our past and our history, we're doomed to repeat it.
[00:14:56] Speaker B: Right. You know, not that having multiple wives is a doom. Let's no that right now.
[00:15:01] Speaker A: And here's another thing, and I'm sure some christians will disagree with us, and that's fine. We haven't gotten all the way through the Bible yet, and we will as time goes. And we may start doing more of these.
When you look at it from a standpoint of goddess and what God is about, God is about love.
[00:15:37] Speaker B: Right.
[00:15:39] Speaker A: God is about procreating. The.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: Our dog is having a nightmare.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: Imagine that. Going all night long in the bedroom.
She okay?
[00:16:00] Speaker B: She's okay.
[00:16:01] Speaker A: She's okay. Okay.
[00:16:02] Speaker B: Of course she's okay. Mommy gave her love.
[00:16:05] Speaker A: You spoil her too much.
[00:16:06] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: So if.
If, and I'm sure I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail for this.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: That's okay. At least it's male.
[00:16:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
If people.
If men and women want to have multiple marriages or multiple concubines, and everyone wants it and they all love each other and it's all good, I think God already showed that he's okay with it.
[00:16:43] Speaker B: Yeah. It's called polyamory.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: Well, you got to be careful with polyamory because we'll find out later. Even in the Old Testament, it's specific relationships you can have.
Polyamory can be a free for all, and that's not polyamory. You kind of come and go and you can do, it's a whole different thing than what the Bible is saying. The Bible is saying one man marries multiple wives and has concubines. That is one man with basically, like, a harem of women.
Now, I do know Jesus changed that. We'll get to that. I don't want to spoil the ending for you, you know, because Jesus says marriage is between one man and one woman.
And I'm good with that. Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to argue any point here. I'm just saying that if you read the Bible, the church glosses over a lot of this, and they can't have it both ways.
You either teach us what the Bible says and let us run with it.
No, churches are meant to guide us and help us. That's why God put teachers. There's always been. Jesus was a teacher. He always had prophets. He always had people to help guide us.
And that's what the church is supposed to do, is help guide us. But they kind of dictate to us.
[00:18:14] Speaker B: Yeah. What we should know.
[00:18:16] Speaker A: And unless you dig into it, you're not going to see this kind of stuff.
[00:18:19] Speaker B: And if you have a good church that tells you, encourages you to learn things on your own, then that's a whole other story. I'm not saying that all churches are bad.
I hope that I didn't come across that way. But in her experience, in my experience.
[00:18:36] Speaker A: You don't get this.
[00:18:37] Speaker B: This is the kind of thing that was never taught well.
[00:18:42] Speaker A: And to be quite honest, I love our church. Our church does great things and they do. But they still don't teach you everything. No, you know, they still don't. I've yet to be at a church personally that touches on sex. Now, there is an organization out there called Xo. Now, I love these guys. I believe they're down in Texas.
[00:19:08] Speaker B: They are.
[00:19:09] Speaker A: They have a couple that have a podcast of their own, Ashley and.
Yeah, I can't. Mark. Mark and Ashley.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: Is it Mark and Ashley?
[00:19:24] Speaker A: But they talk about sex and I love it. I think it's great. I'm glad they're doing it. And. But their whole ministry, that whole ministry called Exo now is nothing but focused on marriage. And they don't shy away from anything.
[00:19:37] Speaker B: No.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: Jimmy Evans is the leader and, man, we support them financially.
They're great. So if you got some questions, check them out, too.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: Yeah. So anyway, they'll give you lots of information.
[00:19:52] Speaker A: And they do talk about.
They talk about masturbation. They talk about other things. Now, a lot of the stuff they talk about, they'll even tell you that, you know, the Bible doesn't really. It's nothing one way or the other on this, so.
But, yeah, check them out. You'll like them. So, yeah, Abraham had multiple wives, multiple concubines, sent his sons away from Isaac, which I'm not quite sure why he did that, but he did it.
I'm gonna say, theo, you're up. Why would. Why would Abraham send his concubines and their sons away from Isaac?
[00:20:30] Speaker B: I wonder if that's. So that.
[00:20:32] Speaker A: So there was no infighting, maybe?
[00:20:34] Speaker B: No, I don't see it that way. I see him as them going and creating their own.
[00:20:39] Speaker A: Their own thing?
[00:20:40] Speaker B: Yeah, their own.
[00:20:41] Speaker A: Well, because Isaac was the one that God promised he'd be, you know, the father of nations.
[00:20:45] Speaker B: Right. And I don't know that.
I don't. I don't see. But I don't know that the brothers would like. In fight. I think it was more.
[00:20:54] Speaker A: Abraham left everything to Isaac.
[00:20:56] Speaker B: Right?
[00:20:56] Speaker A: So that. You can't tell me they ain't gonna tick somebody off.
[00:20:59] Speaker B: Right? I think that it's more of a. To scatter.
[00:21:03] Speaker A: Scatter his seed.
[00:21:04] Speaker B: Scatter his seed more across the.
[00:21:06] Speaker A: It's possible.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: The nation.
[00:21:08] Speaker A: We'll see if Theo lets us know.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: Let me know if I'm right.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: All right, so now we're gonna jump to Genesis 26, and we're gonna jump all the way down to verse 34 and 35.
[00:21:25] Speaker B: Oh, that's a biggie.
[00:21:27] Speaker A: Oh, that's a biggie.
[00:21:29] Speaker B: I mean, never mind. It's only 35. I was wrong.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:21:36] Speaker B: Cause I just kept scrolling and kept scrolling.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: Okay, so this is dealing with Jacob and.
[00:21:46] Speaker B: Oh, boy.
[00:21:47] Speaker A: Esau, that was. There was some infighting there. I mean, you talk about family drama. Whew. We're not going to touch about that or. That's not what this podcast is about. We're going to talk about sex, marriages, relationships. That's what this is about.
[00:22:00] Speaker B: Well, relationships, that's family drama.
[00:22:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's not.
Anyway. Anyway, so when Esau was 40 years old, he. Excuse me. He married Judith, daughter of Berry the Hittite, and also bassmith, daughter of Elon the Hittite.
So. And they were a source of grief to Isaac and Rebecca.
I don't know why they put that in there.
[00:22:31] Speaker B: Because they don't elaborate.
[00:22:34] Speaker A: Maybe because they were Hittites. I don't know.
[00:22:36] Speaker B: Could be.
[00:22:38] Speaker A: But right away, Esau. Two wives.
Right.
[00:22:44] Speaker B: I hope they liked each other.
[00:22:46] Speaker A: Well, they better off. I mean, if you're gonna have multiple women in your life, you better all get along, you know? It's not pretty when you don't get along.
[00:22:55] Speaker B: Nope, that's not pretty.
[00:22:57] Speaker A: It is not pretty at all.
[00:22:59] Speaker B: Really rough when the mother in law moves in.
[00:23:01] Speaker A: Yeah. That's not why you always gotta make something.
[00:23:06] Speaker B: I'm just saying.
[00:23:09] Speaker A: Family drama.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: Family drama. Eight.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: So, again, would you like a drink, master? Well, multiple wives, sure. Yeah.
So now we're gonna jump to Genesis 28.
This is not like product placement. I don't get any money for this.
[00:23:29] Speaker B: It's just the preferred drink at the moment.
[00:23:32] Speaker A: Yeah, it just is something. Usually I drink water, but I've been having me a cookie cola.
[00:23:41] Speaker B: Sometimes you just need to have the sugar.
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Yeah. So now on Genesis 28, where are we heading? We're gonna go to verse two.
[00:23:51] Speaker B: Oh, not very far. Okey dokey.
[00:23:53] Speaker A: So.
And now some of these. I did this a long time ago, so sometimes I don't quite remember why I put these in here. So if I stall for a minute, it's because I'm trying to read ahead and say, okay, why am I reading this? Because I try to research this way ahead of time. I don't want to just try to do it and then get it in here. You know what I mean?
So this is go at once, poo poo. Go at once to padding Aram, which is a town back in the day, to the house of your mother's father, Beth Yol.
Take a wife for yourself there from among the daughters of Laban, your mother's brother.
May God almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. So go to your house of your mother's father. Well, first, go to your grandpa's house.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: This is Isaac telling Jacob right to go, Jacob.
[00:25:12] Speaker A: Isaac is telling Jacob his son, go to your grandpa's house because he didn't.
[00:25:19] Speaker B: Want him to marry a Canaanite.
[00:25:21] Speaker A: Right. But he's saying, go to your grandpa's house, find your uncle, and marry your cousin, and then have God bless you and be fruitful. So that's a first cousin. That's a first cousin. Thank you.
And this is what he's instructing him to do, is go find your first cousins, pick one, and bang the crap out of her.
[00:25:47] Speaker B: Well, that is not legal these days. That I'm aware of. No, in most states.
[00:25:57] Speaker A: Well, maybe in the state of intoxication. I don't know.
[00:26:00] Speaker B: I mean, there's been some of that.
[00:26:02] Speaker A: But I mean, sleeping with your dad.
[00:26:03] Speaker B: And all that stuff, you know, oh.
[00:26:05] Speaker A: Let'S go get pregnant by daddy. But never said it was wrong. This is what I'm saying. So now Isaac is instructing his son to go find his cousin and have lots of babies. And have lots of babies with her until you become a community of peoples. Now, here's the other thing. The world was not vastly populated back then. That is true also, something to consider is back then, there's a lot of wars going on.
Men were a commodity back then.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:37] Speaker A: You know, I read somewhere, and this was years ago, it was probably when I was in high school, which was like six, seven years ago, that at one point in time is like, women outnumbered men almost like 50 to one.
So that. And I could be remembering that number wrong, but it was some astronomical number because men died in wars.
So maybe that was God saying, okay, I understand that we're kind of, you know, supply and demand. We're running a little short on penises here, so y'all gonna have to share.
[00:27:18] Speaker B: Oof.
[00:27:19] Speaker A: You know what I mean?
[00:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean.
[00:27:24] Speaker A: I mean, even today, I was reading a few months ago, we got to talking about men are still outnumbered by, like, three to one or something like that. The numbers are getting closer and closer, but we're not having as many, you know, catastrophic wars. And you gotta remember back then, if 10,000 people, 10,000 males died, it was a lot different than nowadays, where 10,000, you know, we got 8 billion people on this planet, 10,000 guys dying is, you know, it's a tragedy. But, you know, numerically and statistically, it's a drop in the bucket back then.
10,000 guys, you know, that might be 10% of your population, if not more.
[00:28:03] Speaker B: Mm hmm.
[00:28:04] Speaker A: So. So a whole different time. And I'm sure Theo can verify. Theo, if you want to touch on that one. Great. We appreciate it.
[00:28:15] Speaker B: We should probably do this next one, since it's in the same, and then wrap it up.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: Okay, we can do that. So we will do one more section, and then we will call this episode Gouda.
Gouda, not gooch Gouda.
Oh, okay. So in the same chapter, Genesis 28, we're gonna go down to verse eight and nine.
[00:28:45] Speaker B: Yeah, you wanna talk about some family drama?
[00:28:48] Speaker A: You wanna read this one?
[00:28:49] Speaker B: Spitting in your face.
So this particular passage is talking about.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: Esau, who went and got his first cousin.
[00:29:01] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:29:02] Speaker A: Or was that Jacob?
[00:29:03] Speaker B: No, that was Jacob.
[00:29:03] Speaker A: Oh, that was Jacob. Okay, now we're signing.
[00:29:05] Speaker B: Is the one who is, like, spiteful.
[00:29:10] Speaker A: He's the one who went and got two wives from the Hittites.
Any, um, that's looking at that.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: I don't know that it's hit tights.
[00:29:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Esau was 40 and went and grabbed two hittite chicks.
[00:29:24] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: And they were. They were trouble to him, remember?
[00:29:29] Speaker B: Well, that's really weird, because here, let's read it, kitten.
[00:29:33] Speaker A: Tell me. Tell me a story.
[00:29:35] Speaker B: I'll tell you a story.
[00:29:36] Speaker A: Tell me a story.
[00:29:37] Speaker B: When Esau heard his father tell Jacob not to marry a canaanite woman, and that Jacob had obeyed his father and mother and had gone to Padan Aram, Esau then realized how displeasing the canaanite women were to his father, Isaac. So he went to Ishmael and married Mahalath.
[00:30:02] Speaker A: Mahalath?
[00:30:03] Speaker B: Yeah, Mahalath, the sister of.
And daughter of Ishmael, son of Abraham, in addition to the wives he already had. So now he's got a Hittites and canineites.
[00:30:20] Speaker A: So basically he says, screw you, dad. Yeah, I do what I want.
[00:30:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:28] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know that, like, nowadays some families can say, oh, no, you're not marrying that girl. Or boy.
I would imagine that they would have that same type of power back then.
[00:30:43] Speaker A: I mean, especially since I think a lot of marriages back then were arranged.
[00:30:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: You know, but they're not showing that in here.
[00:30:51] Speaker B: They're not showing that in here.
[00:30:51] Speaker A: They're giving them choice. I mean, they're kind of arranged. You know, go pick from that group.
[00:30:57] Speaker B: Right?
Go find you a wife. But I just.
[00:31:01] Speaker A: What a disrespectful little kid.
[00:31:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
I mean, the word coming to my mind is brat, but.
[00:31:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I know, right?
[00:31:12] Speaker B: Wow.
Just because he hurt his dad, he's just like, yeah, okay, that's my next wife.
[00:31:21] Speaker A: Well, maybe he was hoping that she'd be better than the two he had.
[00:31:25] Speaker B: I mean, there's that. But dang.
[00:31:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. It's crazy.
It's like soap operas, man.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: Right?
[00:31:34] Speaker A: You know, they're new.
I think they. The people who write soap operas just go and read stories in the Bible and use them as their storylines.
All right, so we've been yapping your ears off long enough, so we're gonna cut this episode now.
[00:31:53] Speaker B: And before we get too giddy.
[00:31:55] Speaker A: Before I get too.
Before our producer has a conniption.
[00:32:00] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:02] Speaker A: So until next time, I think we're good, and we'll talk to you later. So take care of yourself. Oh. Oh. What?
[00:32:12] Speaker B: Don't forget.
[00:32:13] Speaker A: What did I forget?
[00:32:14] Speaker B: You're supposed to remind them if you like what we're doing.
[00:32:18] Speaker A: Oh.
[00:32:19] Speaker B: Then hit subscribe, hit the little bell so it'll remind you. Or let you know the next time we have an episode, hit the like.
[00:32:27] Speaker A: Give us a like too.
[00:32:28] Speaker B: Likes. Comments are welcome.
And we have an email at the kikinkristian podcast.
[00:32:37] Speaker A: And we got a Facebook page, the Kinky Christian podcast on Facebook. We're gonna try to start doing what I wanna start doing. I wanna start doing some reels. So you might start seeing some reels on YouTube and Facebook to give you maybe some behind the scenes stuff.
[00:32:53] Speaker B: You don't wanna see them.
[00:32:54] Speaker A: And maybe some. Just some of us, our daily lives, so you can get to know us as people, too.
[00:33:01] Speaker B: So, yeah, our daily lives are boring.
[00:33:06] Speaker A: Well, I mean, they're boring. But.
[00:33:11] Speaker B: Anyway.
[00:33:12] Speaker A: Anyway, take care of yourselves, take care of each other, and God bless. Thanks.
